If you haven’t been paying attention to the news or just your average trending articles and tweets on Twitter, we suggest you get on it pronto, because you’re missing out on one of the greatest shit shows of the decade. What started as a hyper expensive Coachella replacement in the Bahamas has suddenly turned into a live action adaptation of Far Cry 3, complete with feral dogs, raving bands of local criminals and an egotistical asshole trying to squeeze as much money out of you as he can. Well, Seth Rogen and Lonely Island have a little something to say to Ja Rule’s Fyre Festival…

Yessir, that’s right folks, your favorite sausage and Hot Rod stars are having absolutely none of it from Ja Rule, and with an official apology coming from Fyre shortly after their outcrys, along with rumors of Billy McFarland’s arrest in the Bahamas, the days for Fyre Media may be numbered along with Rogen and Island’s pay day.