Three days of music, dancing, and various extracurricular activities at EDC apparently put some people in quite the mood. Whether it be a missed connection with a beautiful raver-boy, or just some strange fetish, plenty of EDC-goers hit Craigslist to fulfill their wildest EDC fantasies.

Below you will find a nice snippet of worrying and unquestionably criminal activity. For some, their true love (or “roll-mate”) disappeared before exchanging phone numbers. For others…well, lets just say the others were looking for a lot more than a phone number.

If you need to feel remotely sane today, check out these cringe-y Craigslist ads.

Missed Connections

Casual Encounters

Via Thump Vice